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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



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02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
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04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
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05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
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06 POSEIDON $3.49
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07 RV $3.20
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08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
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09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
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10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
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This Was It

 

The boldest and most incendiary film to be shown during the Sundance Film Festival, not to mention the most important, wasn't shown at the Sundance Film Festival -- it was shown at the Slamdance Film Festival. It's a documentary that skewers the news media and its owners in a way that seriously chills and disturbs, and is the best rabble-rousing piece of its kind I've ever seen.

Any film critic, industry analyst, film distributor, news reporter or media professional reading right now who doesn't make an effort to see this film is deserving of the term "derelict." Sorry, but you can't blow this one off.

I'm speaking of a not-entirely-finished, low-budget, left-leaning documentary by Robert Kane Pappas called ORWELL ROLLS IN HIS GRAVE. Boiled down, it's about the effects of the news media companies all being owned by six or seven giant corporations, and the increasing uniformity and lack of diversity that's resulted in their coverage of major stories and issues.

It's also about how this state of affairs was not incidentally foreshadowed by the information-managing principles espoused by Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels, as well as by the ruling- party ogres in George Orwell's prophetic novel "1984."

As NYU professor of media studies Mark Crispin notes in the doc, "[Goebbels] said once, and this is an example of how sly he was...that what you want in a media system -- he meant the Nazi media system -- is to present an ostensible diversity that conceals an actual uniformity."

Shown last October at the Hampton's Film Festival (where it received a glowing review from VARIETY's Ronnie Scheib), ORWELL is a brilliantly assembled piece of anti-corporate, anti- Bush, fuck-you-Rupert-Murdoch populist propaganda.

The word "propaganda" means an agenda and a lack of balance, and in this respect Pappas's doc undoubtedly qualifies. And yet it seems awfully smart and perceptive and grounded in fact (or at least what seem to me like credible-sounding assertions). My judgement is that it's telling truths that the mainstream news media will never reveal or cop to. Besides, don't they spread their own brand of propaganda around the world, 24-7?

ORWELL was submitted to Sundance programmers within the required deadline period (Pappas mentioned Shari Frilot as one Sundance staffer he believes saw it), but it was turned down.

The doc begins early on by asking in a voice-over, "Can lies become truth? Could a media system controlled by a few global corporations with the ability to overwhelm all competing voices, be able to turn lies into truth? Is there a pattern in which the ways certain stories are covered and then dropped, or never even pursued?"

Noting that the mainstream media system is basically a subsidiary of corporate America, it asks if big-media companies have become an anti-Democratic force in this country.

It goes on to present the case that the news media companies aren't as interested in exposing facts or keeping an eye on political corruption as much as perpetuating their own power as the shapers of a kind of dozing, status-quo, no-rough-edges view of the way things work, while scrupulously avoiding hard truths about same.

ORWELL needs to be seen at the very least as an exceptional piece of political provocation. And it really ought to be distributed in theatres before it goes to cable and DVD. Pappas says he has faith that the film will be in theatres by next April or thereabouts. It would probably be wise to have it playing before Michael Moore's FARENHEIT 911 is released next August, so as to avoid competition from another lefty documentary.

Because it's my idea of an inspirational warning-cry movie, I have no trouble believing Pappas -- a 50ish, amiable filmmaker from Long Island who's directed two indie-level dramas (SOME FISH CAN FLY, NOW I KNOW) -- when he says several folks who attended a recent Salt Lake City screening of his film formed a long line in order to shake his hand and just say "thank you."

There isn't anyone out there who doesn't feel suspicious about what we're being fed these days. The appeal of ORWELL is that it seems to articulate precisely and succinctly what the hell is going on.

ORWELL explores the conflicts of interest that make the multi-national corporate owners of the media unwilling to really dig into stories that might have some kind of perceived negative effect on their incomes or political allegiances.

It gets into the lack of general reporting about the myths of deregulation, and how Bush lackeys like FCC head Michael Powell (son of Colin) have shilled and played dumb about it.

It looks at how the rich-favoring argument against the "death tax" issue has been sold by the Bush administration without the news media saying boo.

It observes how the news media completely ignored an insider-trading story about Bush, but wouldn't stop flogging the Monica Lewinsky thing to death.

It recalls how GE honcho Robert Welch, who owns NBC, walked into that network's news studio on election night 2000 and demanded that the anchors call it in favor of George Bush.

It examines the news media's ignoring a BBC-reported story about Florida Governor Jeb Bush's purging of a large block of mostly black voters with alleged criminal backgrounds a few months before the 2000 election.

And that's just a taste.

Pappas wasn't able to get any big-time print reporters from TIME or NEWSWEEK, or any TV news guys like Dan Rather or Tom Brokaw or Chris Matthews, to go on camera and trash the corporations who are paying their salaries -- big surprise. The doc would be stronger if he had, of course; maybe he'll be able to bag a name or two down the road. He told me during a chat yesterday at the Yarrow Hotel that someone from the Howard Dean campaign has asked to meet with him and talk about the film.

The "heads" he uses (and they seem more than sufficient for me) are Charles Lewis, former "60 Minutes" producer and founder of the Center for Public Integrity; Vermont Congressman Bernie Sanders; the afore-mentioned Mark Crispin; author and media historian Robert McChesney; author Vincent Bugliosi; and former ABC and CNN producer Danny Schecter, among several others. Clips of Michael Moore giving one of his Bush-bashing speeches are also worked in.

The first clip is of Schecter giving a speech and saying, "We falsely think of our country as a democracy, when in fact it has evolved into a mediaocracy. The news media, which is supposed to check political abuse, is part of the political abuse."

Then Crispin comes on and says, "These commercial entities now vie with the government for authority over our lives. They are not a healthy counterweight to government. They are as big as, if not bigger than, government, and they work closely with government."

Lewis describes the media corporations as collectively "the most powerful special interest in Washington today...not only [because] they give money and lobby and do all the things that industries and companies do in Washington -- they of course control whether or not a politician gets his mug on the tube, and that's power...that's the ultimate power in a political realm...controlling perceptions."

ORWELL ROLLS IN HIS GRAVE is expected to be shown at the American Cinematheque "Best of Slamdance" festival in Los Angeles at the Egyptian theatre, which usually happens in Feburary.

After that it's up to Pappas and whichever distributors he sits down with to throw something together. It should really be seen, this thing. Somebody should step up.

Over and Done

The '04 Sundance Film Festival ran out of steam about two days ago. Sometime late Wednesday afternoon, I'd say. You could feel it everywhere. Familiar faces were missing. Main Street wasn't as crowded. Journalists and ticket-holders were still going to films yesterday (i.e., Thursday), but the spark was gone.

There's a reason that festival programmers always front-load this festival. People quit after five or six days. Seven days max. Even if you're 22 years old and in perfect health, your body rebels at a certain point.

I was totally into my schedule -- 7 am to 1 or 2 am for six or seven days straight...until I wasn't. I could feel the sand draining out of my system on Wednesday night. I was trudging down Main Street with a neutral fuck-me expression. I didn't care what parties were happening or who was there or anything.

I was going to fly home on Saturday, but now I've advanced it by a day, and I never even got to see Harry Thomason and Nick Perry's THE HUNTING OF THE PRESIDENT, which shows for the first time today at 5:30 pm.

The winners you'll be wanting to see when they hit your local theatres are Walter Salles' THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES, Andrey Zvyagintsev's THE RETURN (which I still haven't written about, despite having seen it before Sundance), Chris Kentis' OPEN WATER (partly due to the presence of my hands-down favorite actress of the festival, Blanchard Ryan), Joshua Marston's MARIA FULL Of GRACE, Bernardo Bertolucci's THE DREAMERS, Ondi Timoner's DIG!, Christian Johnston's SEPTEMBER TAPES, and Stacy Peralta's RIDING GIANTS.

Bum Steer

I wasn't sensitive or feminist-minded enough to fall for Jessica Sharzer's SPEAK, which David Poland tipped me about Tuesday night. He said the film proves that Sharzer has chops as good as any studio-recognized helmer, and that "she may be the next big woman director."

I don't think so. I felt myself pulling away only minutes after it began. It's full of not-quite-right behavior. Some of the performances feel broad and over-amped, which tells you right away the director doesn't have it together. There's a racist history teacher who acts like F. Lee Ermey in FULL METAL JACKET without the profanity -- bullshit. There's a new-to-the-school female acquaintance who seems way too chatty and animated, like she's in a Shawn Levy comedy.

SPEAK is a drama about a high-school girl (Kristin Stewart) who's been labeled a squealer by classmates because she called 911 and brought the cops to a wild party everyone was attending because she'd just been raped and wanted help. As ghastly as any rape is, I don't think any kid outside of an attempted homicide victim would do that. A rape victim can go right to the police or her parents and press charges and whatever else, but you never bring cops to a parent-less house where your friends are drinking. Every high-school kid knows this.

And rapists (or date rapists) don't lean right over their victim who's sitting at a lunch table in a school cafeteria with three other girls, as a bizarre statement of some kind. Unless he's an out-and-out psychopath, a sexual violator would almost certainly avoid confronting his victim.

Even the usually excellent Elisabeth Perkins feels a bit off playing Stewart's slightly neurotic mom. When a movie isn't cutting it, it keeps telling you this over and over, like some obnoxious guy tapping you on the shoulder and going, "Hey...hey!" All right, okay...outta here.

Ask The Dust

Freed from the clutches of an ABC Afterschool Special, I walked out of the Yarrow Hotel and onto Kearns Blvd. and hitched a ride down to the Eccles, where a press screening of Christian Johnson's SEPTEMBER TAPES was about halfway finished. (It had begun showing the same time as SPEAK.) I saw the last 45 minutes or so.

This was more like it. Shot in a hand-held, scattershot style reminiscent at times of THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, it's about a journalist and two friends who go to Afghanistan a few months after the 9.11 attacks in order to learn stuff about the search for Osama bin Laden that they think the media isn't reporting.

The part I saw showed them roughing it in the Afghanistan desert, with the camera using a green night-vision function to make out what's happening in the dark. The visitors get attacked by guys on horseback and then another group of cadres, and a couple of them get shot. It's very raw and intense and immediate-feeling. One line that stood out was an Afghani insider telling the visitors that the Americans don't really want to catch Bin Laden...not really. Or else they would have by now.

At the very end of the film a survivor of the adventure, speaking to the camera while waiting for a London Underground train, explains the reason he went to Afghanistan in the first place -- a lover named Sarah who was killed in the World Trade Center disaster.

First Look Media announced a pick-up deal a couple days ago. I'm very keen to see this again, only this time from the beginning.

Errata

OPEN WATER star Blanchard Ryan, who appreciates my words of praise about her being the new Angie Dickinson or Laura Antonelli (take your pick), wrote to say I paired her up with the wrong SUPER TROOPER boyfriend. She says she's going out with Steve Lemme of the comedy group Broken Lizard. Okay.

And the real-life big-wave surfing hero of Stacy Peralta's RIDING GIANTS is named Laird Hamilton already -- not Laird Armstrong, not Lance Hamilton, and not Lash LaRue. This guy should be tapped to be the next Jean Claude van Damme. He's confident, together, focused, powerful...he's got the right stuff.

Staggered

As a favor to Slamdance co-founder Dan Mirvish, and out of my own curiosity, I went to see Dan's "fantabulous" real-estate music comedy OPEN HOUSE on Wednesday evening, at Slamdance headquarters at the Treasure Mountain Inn. It was shown as a "special surprise screening," or words to that effect.

Do I love this movie? Do I love this movie? Do I really, really love this movie?

Well, "love" isn't the term I'd use, exactly....but if you're able to watch it in the midst of the same yea-team spirit of generosity and communal support that I was getting from everyone in the Slamdance screening room that night (a group that included the cast members, of course, and various friends-of-Dan), you'll have a fairly good time.

It'll also help if you're not bothered by a musical starring people who can't sing or deliver a song with any kind of professional panache. (The two exceptions are the great Sally Kellerman and her romantic costar Jerry Doyle, who acquit themselves admirably).

I'm not saying that a little indie musical like this needs to stand up to SINGIN' IN THE RAIN, but it ought to try and compare favorably, say, to Lars von Trier's DANCER IN THE DARK, which had a distinct indie flavor. If you're making a musical, that presumably means you love the genre...right? And you love the songs and dancing and whatnot? Shouldn't some kind of earnest tribute to the magic of good musicals be part of your mission?

I can sing James Taylor's YOUR SMILING FACE pretty well, but I sure as shit wouldn't want to perform it in front of paying customers. The crowd would throw spitballs and pieces of half-eaten bagels at me, and they wouldn't be wrong.

Let's put it to a vote. Does a musical need performers who are able to hit notes (a toughie, that one) and deliver a tune with a semblance of professional expertise? No? It's okay if the actors assassinate each and every song, as long as they do this in a laughing, light-hearted way? Fine. OPEN HOUSE is your oyster.

Should the director of said musical, faced with this deficiency, decide against taking everyone into a recording studio before the start of shooting and use the magic of 21st Century technology to pre-record the songs so as to make everyone sound better? No? You think it's better to have them struggle through the songs live on the set, accompanied by only a piano? OPEN HOUSE awaits your patronage.

The story's about a bunch of lying, money-grubbing adults trying to steal or scam their way into a semblance of happiness or contentment while pretending to be prospective buyers of homes being offered for inspection to any Tom, Dick or Harry walk-in. It's not worth describing any further, trust me.

The actors -- James Duval, Kellie Martin, Anthony Rapp, Ann Magnuson, Robert Peters, Joel Michaely and Eddie Daniels, along with the delightful Doyle and Kellerman -- give it hell. They all should be given a special "spirit" award for making OPEN HOUSE as occasionally amusing as it is.

On top of everything else, the songs (by Mirvish, Lawrence Maddox and Joe Kraemer) aren't very catchy, inventive or inspired -- they have a rote, hammered-out quality. And the video transfer shown at the Wednesday night screening looked cheap and flamey, with that slightly jittery, skip-frame movement that comes from sub-standard equipment.

Dan worked his butt off on this thing and I'm sorry, but aside from the general gameiness of the cast the whole thing is a bust, certainly from a perspective of a ticket-buying audience.

Liberal Smarty-Pants Sees The Passion!

A guy I know saw Mel Gibson's THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST recently, and sent me his reaction this morning (Friday, 1.23). We've been friendly for a few years, and I know him to be a bright and knowledgable film buff.

"My immediate reaction is actually quite strongly negative, but I need to think about it a little bit more before I compose a detailed reaction. My first thoughts are, though, that it's basically two hours of religious porn, as opposed to a film of any memorable worth or innovation.

"The devout, who number in the many millions, will probably think it's fabulous, and I think therefore it will make a lot of money. But did it show me anything I hadn't seen in 20 made-for-TV movies or Hallmark specials? Aside from incessant Adrian Lyne-ish slow-motion photography and a brutal and bloody extended whupping sequence, naah.

"I can sort of understand concerns about the film's alleged anti-Semitism. The only things missing from the depiction of the Jewish elders calling for Jesus' execution was some fey moustache twirling and some guttural hoo-hah-hahs. "Sorry, but I just can't help but be a bit cynical. I really went in buzzed, especially after reading those thumbs-up reactions."

Mix

"Jeffrey my boy, you've reported about crappy grub and crappy Diet Coke with Lime. Why not do a paragraph on that staple of the Utah diet known as 'mix?' Your favorite greasy spoon probably has some. I know that the Park City Hardee's outlet does.

"Mix is a sauce of sorts. It purportedly is a mixture of mayonnaise, ketchup with often a scintilla of pickle juice added for acidic brightness. For Utahns it is de rigeur with French fries, as well as other foodstuffs like onion rings and shrimp. Mix is what constitutes edginess in a state dominated by Mormons. No sex, drugs or nefarious rock 'n roll. In Utah, you get your kicks with mix.

Personally, I hate the stuff. A mayonnaise sauce is way too oleaginous for deep-fried fare or delicate seafood. I think it must have been invented originally as a marital novelty to be used when performing cunnilingus on Marie Osmond types." -- Arizona Joe



 

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Speculation that the New York Film Festival "snubbed" Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is untrue, according to a spokesperson. The festival committee saw Aquatic last June, in tandem with plans to open the sea-faring comedy-drama in October or thereabouts. And while "they liked it and wanted it," a decision was later made for Touchstone to open Aquatic in December, and the notion of a NYFF debut didn't seem quite as desirable.
Aquatic's opening is set for 12.10 in New York and Los Angeles, and 12.24 wide. I would normally be scratching my head over the title expansion (i.e., adding with Steve Zissou), as this sort of thing usually indicates indecision and therefore trouble on some level. But here the addition sounds droll and all of a piece, as with all things Anderson. I also imagine that Anderson, like any director from Spielberg on down, welcomed the extra time to tweak and fine-tune.
A suggestion that may not save the James Bond franchise, but will at least halt its downhill slide: arrange for producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to be gently but firmly kidnapped and then taken to an undislcosed location (somewhere in Southeast Asia would be best), where they will be kept in two lavish homes under house arrest, with allowances for family visitations. Once this is done, all serious interest in Eric Bana playing the new 007 will cease and Wilson and Broccoli's successors can look at other options.
One of these options should, of course, be to shut the series down. Just because the Bond movies continue to make money doesn't mean they're dead inside, and that one of most compassionate acts anyone could do would be to fire a bullet into the skull of this outdated, cliche-ridden franchise and walk away proud....like Pierce Brosnan has done. Bana is said to be unsure about stepping into the 007 series, according to London's Evening Standard. The tabloid says an offer has gone out to him but that Bana is "currently deciding whether it's something he really wants to sign up [for]." Translation: he's heard the Wilson-Broccoli stories. Eric Bana would be to the 007 tradition as Lex Barker was to the Tarzan series in the 1950s.
A suggestion that may not save the James Bond franchise, but will at least halt its downhill slide: arrange for producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to be gently but firmly kidnapped and then taken to an undislcosed location (somewhere in Southeast Asia would be best), where they will be kept in two lavish homes under house arrest, with allowances for family visitations. Once this is done, all serious interest in Eric Bana playing the new 007 will cease and Wilson and Broccoli's successors can look at other options.
One of these options should, of course, be to shut the series down. Just because the Bond movies continue to make money doesn't mean they're dead inside, and that one of most compassionate acts anyone could do would be to fire a bullet into the skull of this outdated, cliche-ridden franchise and walk away proud....like Pierce Brosnan has done. Bana is said to be unsure about stepping into the 007 series, according to London's Evening Standard. The tabloid says an offer has gone out to him but that Bana is "currently deciding whether it's something he really wants to sign up [for]." Translation: he's heard the Wilson-Broccoli stories. Eric Bana would be to the 007 tradition as Lex Barker was to the Tarzan series in the 1950s.
Hold up on that rumble about the conniving heavyweight behind Ted Griffin's firing off the Graduate-sequel flick not being Jennifer Aniston, but costar Kevin Costner. The Fly on theWall guy claimed in an 8.16 posting, using quotes from an anonymous crew member, that Griffin's dismissal "was totally Kevin's fault, not Jennifer's."
But now another guy who was right in the thick of the situation says this account is "completely false," due to the fact that "Costner hadn't started working" on the film at the time Griffin's dismissal went down. Hey, I'm just passing this along.
The Entertainment Weekly cover (#779-780) asks if Johnny Depp's performance as J.M. Barrie in Finding Neverland (Miramax, 10.22) will deliver a Best Actor Oscar...and in so doing indicates an obvious rooting interest on the part of EW staffers (film critics Owen Gleiberman and/or Liza Schwarzbaum, it's safe to presume) in at least helping Depp land a nomination. In the face of such a boldly-put suggestion, I think it's fair to offer a counter-opinion, which is that Depp's acting in this tenderly composed biopic may be too exacting for its own good.
In other words, Depp seems to really "get" the eccentric Scottish playwright who wrote Peter Pan , who, according to the press notes, was said to have a quiet, puckish personality and always spoke in a low burr. And that's Depp in the film. The problem is that his Barrie seems so internal, so into his own quiet determinations and oddball kindnesses, that you feel a strange urge to strangle him after a while. Plus there's something too actorly about his Scottish accent; it sounds at once uncertain and overly studied. In short, Depp did everything right...and in so doing created a character and a vibe that feels curiously wrong.
You like a filmmaker, you find him/her intriguing, you try to show interest and support and....test pattern. I became curious about Abel Ferrara's supposed next film, Mary, in which Vincent Gallo will play an actor playing Jesus Christ in a film-within-the-film. (This, at least, is what the Brown Bunny star-director-producer told me last week.) The focus of Mary, says Gallo, is the actress who plays the mother of Christ, and who experiences a kind of spiritual satori as a result of immersing herself in the part. The film, Gallo adds, is supposed to shoot in Rome in late September or early October.
But of course, there can be no contact whatsoever with Ferrara. The guy almost never calls back anyone, I've heard. It's always, "I'll call you." An e-mail to Ferrara's Rome-based producer resulted in zip. Ferrara's New York attorney, Jay Julien, professed a general ignorance about Mary, and couldn't direct me to anyone with a history of replying to phone calls who might. I've learned that whenever it's this much trouble to get hold of someone, it's usually not worth the effort in the first place.
Sofia Coppola is set to direct a period costume drama about Marie Antoinette and husband King Louis XVI for Columbia. Wigs and hoop gowns, the French revolution, let 'em eat cake, the guillotine...all that good stuff. This is a joke, right? The reasonably talented Sofia hasn't shown a glimmer of the kind of commanding, exacting vision that the lensing of any historical drama of this sort would require. I mean, presuming Columbia wants something at least half as good, say, as Barry Lyndon, which they probably couldn't care less about.
But I am looking forward to watching Kirsten Dunst, who will play Antoinette, get her head cut off. And you have to admire the sense of humor that Coppola and her casting director have shown in choosing Jason Schwartzman ("Max" in Rushmore) to play her husband Louis. If they stick to history, he'll also lose his head. Valor, Max...valor! You won't feel a thing. A tickling sensation, your head falls in the basket, everything turns numb, and then blackness. You can do that standing on your head. Oops..sorry.
Regarding the recent death of King Kong star Fay Wray, Move City News' David Poland wrote that Peter Jackson, director of an all-new King Kong flick, "wanted Ms. Wray to close his film with the 'Twas Beauty That Killed The Beast' line, but, ever the lady, Ms. Wray was unwilling (though attempts at persuasion continued) because she felt it would be arrogant to call the character she played -- and thus, herself -- a beauty."
Apart from the utterly nonsensical thinking conveyed in Wray's alleged view, the item is another worrisome indicator that Jackson's King Kong is going to be way too Jackson-y. (Which is to say movie-mucky to the point of suffocation.) Can you imagine a line as important as that one -- the big closer! -- given to a 96 year-old woman as an affectionate gesture, however heartfelt on Jackson's part? Art is art and emotions are emotions, and never the twain shall meet. If Jackson is handing out cameo kicker lines as tokens of respect to grand old ladies, forget it....it's over. John Ford once told Nunnally Johnson that to be a good director you have to be a bit of a bastard. This, conversely speaking, may be Jackson's problem. He's too mushy, too much of a sweetheart.
This is old news now, but those people who described Collateral's box-office performance last weekend as "so-so" or " middling" or whatever were being a tad dismissive. Unfair, really. A movie as dark as this one, with a gray-haired Tom Cruise playing a cold-hearted assassin, is doing great by taking in $24 million during its first weekend. Only three other Cruise films -- Minority Report and the two Mission Impossible's -- have had better openers.
And Exhibitor Relations' Paul Dergarabedian must have been smokin' some strong stuff before telling the New York Times' Sharon Waxman that Collateral "is not a movie that can be supported by teenagers." He's saying...what? That teenagers can't deal with urban thrillers about cops and hit men and what-all? That beautifully rendered mood and ace dialogue don't impress them? I should add there was a different reaction to the film when I saw it with a paying crowd last weekend. They didn't applaud, but the two industry crowds I saw it with earlier did. Hmmmm.
Ben Affleck was his usual glib self during his hanging-out-in-Boston segment with Katie Couric a couple of days ago...same-old, same-old...but something different happened when he did a chat thing with Hardball's Chris Matthews on Tuesday afternoon. He was focused, sharp, and quick, and had some very cogent things to say about Kerry-vs.-Bush, voter sentiments and the general lay of the land.
In other words, he did himself a huge favor. For the first time in a very long time Affleck was suddenly about something besides Bennifer, chasing girls, iffy movies and gambling sprees. He said he might want to jump into politics down the road, since the movie career thing has its limits in terms of feeling fulfilled or spiritually nourished. He also told Matthews he'd like to have his job, and Matthews said in response, "I do fear you."












Addicted to Bad
by Patrick Keller

International Intrigue
by Alison Veneto

Nocturnal Admissions
by D.K. Holm

Strange Impersonation
by Kim Morgan

Trailer Park
by Christopher Stipp




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for April 11, 2006

DVD Diatribe
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DVD Late Show
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Preachin' from the Longbox
by Britt Schramm

Should It Be a Movie?
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Music for the Masses
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