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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



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05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
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07 RV $3.20
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08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
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09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
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10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
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All That's Left

 

One of the coolest, craziest and most visionary guys to ever wear a producer's hat in this town slammed his motorcycle into a car, died and rose into the vapor over Los Angeles last Monday evening.

Dying at age 40 is a heartbreaking thing under any circumstances, but it seems especially sad that it happened to an ADD-afflicted live wire like Dan Cracchiolo, the former Silver Pictures vp who did more to support, protect and energize THE MATRIX -- the crown jewel of an otherwise devalued trilogy -- than many people realize.

Dan served with distinction as a hands-on senior production executive for Silver Pictures for about ten years, starting in the early '90s. Then he tried for nearly three years to attract funding for some movies developed by his production company, Opus Communicae, but without much success.

Animated, enthusiastic and absolutely blinding at times with his right-side-of-the-brain constructs, Cracchiolo had a truly untethered mind, which is not an abundant attribute among mainstream Hollywood producers.

Cracchiolo's impassioned, irreverent attitude toward Hollywood gamesmanship (which he took seriously, although he never shrank from satirizing the nonstop perversity and flamboyance of it) was fun to absorb. He really "got it," and in a way got off on it.

His psychology was especially uncommon for someone reared in deeply political, high-pressure work environments such as International Creative Management, where he began his career under talent agent Ed Limato, and then at the Warner Bros.-funded production company run by high-powered action-film producer Joel Silver.

Under Silver, Cracchiolo helped to develop, launch, cast and keep tabs on a roster of big-budget, big-star vehicles through various stages of production, including "Swordfish," "Exit Wounds," "Romeo Must Die," "The Matrix," "Made Men," "Proximity," "Lethal Weapon 4," "Conspiracy Theory," and "Assassins."

Cracchiolo told me stories, stories and more stories about all of this. Lots of Mel Gibson anecdotes, including a beautiful one about his cranial dimensions. Cracchiolo's the one who passed along to me that classic Silver observation that "all movie stars have really big heads."

Cracchiolo left Silver Pictures in '01 over increasing animus. One issue was about Silver's refusal to push Warner Bros. production chief Lorenzo DiBonaventura over casting Sean Penn in CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE. There were also "issues" with Dan. There was a substance thing for a time, but he eventually took care of that. Guys who carry the ball for Silver get frustrated sooner or later. It's in the cards.

The following year he launched Opus Communicae, which operated out of a posh duplex on Oakhurst Drive in Beverly Hills. He hired a stable of young untested writers to bang out scripts, but concentrated mostly in the early stages on an ambitious (i.e., expensive) "naturalist" trilogy that Cracchiolo referred to as "Air, Fire and Water."

When he pitched this last year to Mike DeLuca at DreamWorks it was suggested that he pitch something smaller and single-unit that wouldn't cost $500 million.

One of the big reasons nothing ever came to fruition at Opus was Dan's ADD problem. His mind kept flipping channels. But he did manage to grind out a purportedly good script with associate Harry Webber called "Pink Hills," about a black entrepreneur in Atlantic City who buys into a casino. Cracchiolo wanted DMX to star, and was crushed when he was told the actor wouldn't be available for several months.

Cracchiolo's most recent project, which sought funding through English and German concerns and was apparently going to be co-produced by Jason Diamond, was called "The Soundhunter."

I'm writing about him here because he was a friend and a good hombre. I liked him. He helped me out from time to time, and I did what I could to reciprocate.

A friend told me yesterday he was "despondent" about not being able to get one of his Opus projects up and running, but I never detected anything downbeat about him. He may have been a better actor than I realized.

He was especially proud of his close and supportive relationship with director-writers Larry and Andy Wachowski during the development and shooting of THE MATRIX.

Cracchiolo championed the Wachowskis' script in the early development stages (when no one at Warner Bros. could make heads or tails of it), did what he could to insulate the Wachowskis from political temblors coming out of Warner Bros. during production, and generally rode herd on physical production when "The Matrix" was rolling in Sydney, Australia in '98.

When the film became a surprise worldwide hit in '99, Silver and DiBonaventura took the lion's share of the producing credit.

Those who'd heard of his input knew that Cracchiolo's rep was riding, in a certain way, on the continued success of the MATRIX films. Because of this, no one took the quasi-"failure" of THE MATRIX RELOADED and THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS harder. He became so depressed about what he was told about RELOADED's shortcomings that he decided not to see it.

Part of Cracchiolo's creative energy went into interior decorating. He was always looking for new high-quality furniture to put into the Oakhurst duplex. He was once profiled in Architectural Digest for restoring architect Pierre Koenigs 1960's "Case Study House 21" -- a 1950s-style thing -- to its original condition.

He threw a party at his Oakhurst headquarters on May 11, 2002 (I know because the date is still in my PDA) to announce Opus with a splash. A lot of people showed, but I didn't see any heavy-hitters. But the food was great and there were lots of awesome-looking women. A journalist friend who came with me called it "a booty-call party."

Dan loved women and could be - what is the phrase? - extremely attentive when things got rolling with the right girl. He had a heavy thing going with actress Elizabeth Rohm ("Law and Order") for several months in '03.

Cracchiolo was driving his Ducati motorcycle last Monday on Apollo Drive near Willow Glen Road when the accident happened sometime around 6 pm. He was going out for smokes or groceries at the Laurel Canyon country store, doing a round trip from his rented home in the upper reaches of Laurel Canyon, in the Mt. Olympus area.

He collided with a car driven by Janice White, 55, who was dropping her daughter off for a music lesson. I've been told that two people who live nearby held and tried to comfort him (he told them his name was "Dan") while waiting for the ambulance. He died from head and internal injuries at Cedars Sinai Hospital about two hours later.

However, authorities were unsure of Cracchiolo's identity and news of his death didn't get around until Wednesday afternoon (6.16) when his body was identified by Diamond at the L.A. County Morgue.

A memorial service will be held on Saturday, 6.19, at Gates Kingsley Gates mortuary in Santa Monica, near 20th and Arizona.

Door is More

I have a suggestion that will make Tod Williams' THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR (Focus Features, July 23) into a perfectly realized film, instead of merely a good, thoughtful, admirably mature one, which it is now.

Make it into a 1959 Ingmar Bergman film. Re-process it into black and white, throw out the English-language soundtrack and re-dub it into Swedish, and then add English sub- titles. It will seem even better, I swear, although the substantial elements will be unaffected.

DOOR is set in present-day Long Island and based on a portion of a John Irving novel called "A Widow For a Year," but the Bergmanesque traits are plentiful. It's gloomy, thoughtfully downbeat, intriguingly sexual, haunted...the only thing it doesn't have is Max von Sydow in the lead male role and, say, Liv Ullman or Harriet Andersson playing the female lead.

This isn't to suggest that DOOR's principals, Jeff Bridges and Kim Basinger, aren't up to the task. They are and then some. They both give their flat-out finest performances in years.

A story about longing, ennui, demons and the unquenchable pain of losing one's children to tragedy, DOOR is a smart, appealingly restrained adult drama.

Irving's 1998 bestseller told three crucial chapters in the life of Ruth Cole, a writer with a problematic personal life. Williams' film deals with only one of these episodes, when Cole is a very young girl in 1958, about the dissolution of her parents' marriage.

The film's title is taken from a successful children's book written by Ruth's father Ted Cole (Jeff Bridges), who's also an illustrator. The "door in the floor" alludes, of course, in the context of the film, to scary disturbing memories that have been hidden -- suppressed-- by the main characters, which of course results in these memories breaking out and manifesting with further sad and damaging results.

The main story is about 16-year-old Eddie (Jon Foster) moving into the Coles' house in East Hampton beach community during a summer break from college to work as Ted's gofer guy. Ted's marriage to Marion (Kim Basinger) is coming apart over her inability to deal with the death of their two teenaged sons in a car accident.

Well, Bridges' inability also...although he expresses his grief in a different and slightly sleazier way than Basinger. Taken by Eddie's lust for her, as well as his resemblance to her sons in all sorts of ways, Marion falls into a hot and heavy affair with him, and it's hard to blame her. You can also get why Bridges, who picks up on what's going on fairly quickly, kind of nods and goes along with it.

Bridges, meanwhile, uses his fame as an illustrator to hit on local women, one of them being Mrs. Vaughn (Mimi Rogers). His technique is to get the women to pose for nude portraits (arty at first, and then gradually more lewd and graphic), and then take things in a more conventionally carnal direction.

The tone that Williams achieves is one of detached compassion. He obviously cares about these wounded people, and so did I. And their story is engaging -- quietly riveting -- from start to finish.

The tensions eventually lead to meltdowns and final conflicts, of course, but in a way that never sacrifices focus or dramatic balance. Eddie and Ted have their eyeball-to-eyeball, and Ted's thing with Mrs. Vaughan goes completely kablooey, but in a bizarrely comic way that works as a piece of black farce.

I loved the sex scenes between Basinger and Foster. They remind you of the maxim that screen sex is always hottest when the usual awkwardness and emotional underpinnings that go with any coupling are rendered with no-holds-barred honesty and gravity.

Bridges somehow manages to make the creepy, manipulative Ted into a sympathetic character, which is no small feat, mainly by never losing sight of his sadness. The beautiful Basinger is also unusually moving, but with moves that are even subtler than Bridges'.

Foster bothered me by seeming a lot less comprehending than I would imagine a college kid to be in these circumstances. He plays scene after scene in the opening and middle sections with his mouth open, which is what so many younger actors seem to do these days when they play scenes with commanding adults. (Scarlet Johansson did this so much in THE GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING that I was ready to scream.)

My mouth was never open when I was 20 years old and in the company of my elders. I always maintained a sardonic expression, never wanting to convey what I didn't (yet) know. I never let my guard down. And if I'd been lucky enough to have a shot at loving an older woman as drop-dead ravishing as Basinger, there would only be one or two significant ways in which my mouth would be open in her presence.

If Ingmar Bergman had directed this story in 1959, his Eddie character would have kept his mouth shut also.

Oh, yeah....the little girl (Irving's lead character) is played by Elle Fanning, the younger sister of Dakota (MAN ON FIRE). She's fine.

THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR is as well composed visually and texturally as it is in the other departments. The softly sumptuous widescreen photography (it really feels lit by Long Island summer light) is by Terry Stacey, and Therese DePrez's production design gets the look and feel of well-tended East Hampton homes and stores just right.

You've got over a month to think this one over, but DOOR is definitely one of the better adult films that will open this summer. (That's an oxymoron, I realize, but we've seen enough stabs at summer counter-programming over the least few years for it not to be a complete joke.)

I'll tell you what - forget the black-and-white makeover. That isn't essential. Just take out the English dialogue and bring in Bridges, Basinger and the rest of the cast for the Swedish dialogue dubs, and then lay on the subtitles. I know anyone connected with this film will snort at this suggestion, but I swear to Bergman it would kick this thing up into a higher realm.

Bad Heathrow

I got a bum steer from British Airways on my way home, and no help from the information monitors at Heathrow Airport in correcting it. Maybe if somebody reads this the problem will be addressed down the road. I'm amazed things are set up as badly as they are over there.

Just before leaving on my British Airways hopover last Monday afternoon from Charles de Gaulle to Heathrow. I was told by a British Airways attendant that I would find my connecting flight for Los Angeles in Heathrow's Terminal 4. I spoke to another BA person inside this terminal after landing and asked her what gate I should go to, and she said the announcement would show up on the monitors an hour before the 4:25 pm departure.

3:25 pm came and went with no info about the Los Angeles flight. 3:30, 3:35. 3:40...hmmm. Something's wrong. It finally dawned on me after hitting the loo that I should go to a British Airways information desk. After waiting in a line and waiting for three or four people in front of me to relate their entire life stories to the British Airways attendants, I finally asked what was up.

"Oh....the Los Angeles flight isn't leaving from Terminal 4," I was told. "It's leaving from Terminal 1." But I was told to come to this terminal, I said, and the monitors never relayed any information about the Los Angeles flight leaving from any terminal anywhere. "I'm sorry, sir, but it's not my fault and you don't need to be this strident about it. But if you hurry downstairs and grab a bus, you might make it."

It was now 4:00 pm, and my ticket said the departure doors would be shut as of 4:05 pm.

I hurried downstairs with my luggage on a cart, and got into the waiting British Airways bus. I was fucked and I knew it. I started searching through my Sony Clie to figure out my best option for somewhere to stay in London that night.

People were on the bus but the driver didn't seem inclined to leave. I went up to him and said, "I'm sorry, but can you tell me if you're planning to leave any time soon? I'm late for a departure." The driver, a fat, pink-faced, fuck-me-and-fuck-you type, looked at me and said, "I'll leave when I decide to."

He left a minute or two later, and we got to Terminal 1 after five or six minutes. I raced upstairs to the departure gate after first going through the metal-detection process. A sympathetic attendant understood what I was going through and did what she could to facilitate.

Luckily, they were holding the flight, and I managed to get on and claim my seat, which happened to have plenty of leg room in front of it. I was sweating and agitated, but I eventually relaxed and cooled down.

The flight took eleven hours. The food was fine, but I always kept in mind that the important thing was not to offend the attendants. Just act like a grateful mouse and everything will be fine, I said over and and over to myself. Flying on British Airways is not about the contentment of the paying customers, but that of the crew. They must be placated, soothed...made to feel good about themselves. Contribute to this effect and there will be no trouble.

Many restaurants are like this...particularly those in Los Angeles. Concentrate on making the waiters happy, don't exacerbate their sense of rage about themselves or their careers, and it'll all turn out fine. But watch it!

Touch Pad Blues

My Toshiba A-15 laptop is still in the shop and I'm now using a loaner. I have some more stuff to write about, but I can't stand working with this stupid cursor-control doo-dad button that's located in the middle of the keyboard. I hate these gizmos. They slow me down big-time. I've been a touch-pad man for the last two or three years, and that's the way to go for me. That or with an external mouse. The hell with this. Three stories is enough. Time to plan the day and figure out which shows I'll be attending this weekend at the L.A. Film Festival.

 

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Speculation that the New York Film Festival "snubbed" Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is untrue, according to a spokesperson. The festival committee saw Aquatic last June, in tandem with plans to open the sea-faring comedy-drama in October or thereabouts. And while "they liked it and wanted it," a decision was later made for Touchstone to open Aquatic in December, and the notion of a NYFF debut didn't seem quite as desirable.
Aquatic's opening is set for 12.10 in New York and Los Angeles, and 12.24 wide. I would normally be scratching my head over the title expansion (i.e., adding with Steve Zissou), as this sort of thing usually indicates indecision and therefore trouble on some level. But here the addition sounds droll and all of a piece, as with all things Anderson. I also imagine that Anderson, like any director from Spielberg on down, welcomed the extra time to tweak and fine-tune.
A suggestion that may not save the James Bond franchise, but will at least halt its downhill slide: arrange for producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to be gently but firmly kidnapped and then taken to an undislcosed location (somewhere in Southeast Asia would be best), where they will be kept in two lavish homes under house arrest, with allowances for family visitations. Once this is done, all serious interest in Eric Bana playing the new 007 will cease and Wilson and Broccoli's successors can look at other options.
One of these options should, of course, be to shut the series down. Just because the Bond movies continue to make money doesn't mean they're dead inside, and that one of most compassionate acts anyone could do would be to fire a bullet into the skull of this outdated, cliche-ridden franchise and walk away proud....like Pierce Brosnan has done. Bana is said to be unsure about stepping into the 007 series, according to London's Evening Standard. The tabloid says an offer has gone out to him but that Bana is "currently deciding whether it's something he really wants to sign up [for]." Translation: he's heard the Wilson-Broccoli stories. Eric Bana would be to the 007 tradition as Lex Barker was to the Tarzan series in the 1950s.
A suggestion that may not save the James Bond franchise, but will at least halt its downhill slide: arrange for producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to be gently but firmly kidnapped and then taken to an undislcosed location (somewhere in Southeast Asia would be best), where they will be kept in two lavish homes under house arrest, with allowances for family visitations. Once this is done, all serious interest in Eric Bana playing the new 007 will cease and Wilson and Broccoli's successors can look at other options.
One of these options should, of course, be to shut the series down. Just because the Bond movies continue to make money doesn't mean they're dead inside, and that one of most compassionate acts anyone could do would be to fire a bullet into the skull of this outdated, cliche-ridden franchise and walk away proud....like Pierce Brosnan has done. Bana is said to be unsure about stepping into the 007 series, according to London's Evening Standard. The tabloid says an offer has gone out to him but that Bana is "currently deciding whether it's something he really wants to sign up [for]." Translation: he's heard the Wilson-Broccoli stories. Eric Bana would be to the 007 tradition as Lex Barker was to the Tarzan series in the 1950s.
Hold up on that rumble about the conniving heavyweight behind Ted Griffin's firing off the Graduate-sequel flick not being Jennifer Aniston, but costar Kevin Costner. The Fly on theWall guy claimed in an 8.16 posting, using quotes from an anonymous crew member, that Griffin's dismissal "was totally Kevin's fault, not Jennifer's."
But now another guy who was right in the thick of the situation says this account is "completely false," due to the fact that "Costner hadn't started working" on the film at the time Griffin's dismissal went down. Hey, I'm just passing this along.
The Entertainment Weekly cover (#779-780) asks if Johnny Depp's performance as J.M. Barrie in Finding Neverland (Miramax, 10.22) will deliver a Best Actor Oscar...and in so doing indicates an obvious rooting interest on the part of EW staffers (film critics Owen Gleiberman and/or Liza Schwarzbaum, it's safe to presume) in at least helping Depp land a nomination. In the face of such a boldly-put suggestion, I think it's fair to offer a counter-opinion, which is that Depp's acting in this tenderly composed biopic may be too exacting for its own good.
In other words, Depp seems to really "get" the eccentric Scottish playwright who wrote Peter Pan , who, according to the press notes, was said to have a quiet, puckish personality and always spoke in a low burr. And that's Depp in the film. The problem is that his Barrie seems so internal, so into his own quiet determinations and oddball kindnesses, that you feel a strange urge to strangle him after a while. Plus there's something too actorly about his Scottish accent; it sounds at once uncertain and overly studied. In short, Depp did everything right...and in so doing created a character and a vibe that feels curiously wrong.
You like a filmmaker, you find him/her intriguing, you try to show interest and support and....test pattern. I became curious about Abel Ferrara's supposed next film, Mary, in which Vincent Gallo will play an actor playing Jesus Christ in a film-within-the-film. (This, at least, is what the Brown Bunny star-director-producer told me last week.) The focus of Mary, says Gallo, is the actress who plays the mother of Christ, and who experiences a kind of spiritual satori as a result of immersing herself in the part. The film, Gallo adds, is supposed to shoot in Rome in late September or early October.
But of course, there can be no contact whatsoever with Ferrara. The guy almost never calls back anyone, I've heard. It's always, "I'll call you." An e-mail to Ferrara's Rome-based producer resulted in zip. Ferrara's New York attorney, Jay Julien, professed a general ignorance about Mary, and couldn't direct me to anyone with a history of replying to phone calls who might. I've learned that whenever it's this much trouble to get hold of someone, it's usually not worth the effort in the first place.
Sofia Coppola is set to direct a period costume drama about Marie Antoinette and husband King Louis XVI for Columbia. Wigs and hoop gowns, the French revolution, let 'em eat cake, the guillotine...all that good stuff. This is a joke, right? The reasonably talented Sofia hasn't shown a glimmer of the kind of commanding, exacting vision that the lensing of any historical drama of this sort would require. I mean, presuming Columbia wants something at least half as good, say, as Barry Lyndon, which they probably couldn't care less about.
But I am looking forward to watching Kirsten Dunst, who will play Antoinette, get her head cut off. And you have to admire the sense of humor that Coppola and her casting director have shown in choosing Jason Schwartzman ("Max" in Rushmore) to play her husband Louis. If they stick to history, he'll also lose his head. Valor, Max...valor! You won't feel a thing. A tickling sensation, your head falls in the basket, everything turns numb, and then blackness. You can do that standing on your head. Oops..sorry.
Regarding the recent death of King Kong star Fay Wray, Move City News' David Poland wrote that Peter Jackson, director of an all-new King Kong flick, "wanted Ms. Wray to close his film with the 'Twas Beauty That Killed The Beast' line, but, ever the lady, Ms. Wray was unwilling (though attempts at persuasion continued) because she felt it would be arrogant to call the character she played -- and thus, herself -- a beauty."
Apart from the utterly nonsensical thinking conveyed in Wray's alleged view, the item is another worrisome indicator that Jackson's King Kong is going to be way too Jackson-y. (Which is to say movie-mucky to the point of suffocation.) Can you imagine a line as important as that one -- the big closer! -- given to a 96 year-old woman as an affectionate gesture, however heartfelt on Jackson's part? Art is art and emotions are emotions, and never the twain shall meet. If Jackson is handing out cameo kicker lines as tokens of respect to grand old ladies, forget it....it's over. John Ford once told Nunnally Johnson that to be a good director you have to be a bit of a bastard. This, conversely speaking, may be Jackson's problem. He's too mushy, too much of a sweetheart.
This is old news now, but those people who described Collateral's box-office performance last weekend as "so-so" or " middling" or whatever were being a tad dismissive. Unfair, really. A movie as dark as this one, with a gray-haired Tom Cruise playing a cold-hearted assassin, is doing great by taking in $24 million during its first weekend. Only three other Cruise films -- Minority Report and the two Mission Impossible's -- have had better openers.
And Exhibitor Relations' Paul Dergarabedian must have been smokin' some strong stuff before telling the New York Times' Sharon Waxman that Collateral "is not a movie that can be supported by teenagers." He's saying...what? That teenagers can't deal with urban thrillers about cops and hit men and what-all? That beautifully rendered mood and ace dialogue don't impress them? I should add there was a different reaction to the film when I saw it with a paying crowd last weekend. They didn't applaud, but the two industry crowds I saw it with earlier did. Hmmmm.
Ben Affleck was his usual glib self during his hanging-out-in-Boston segment with Katie Couric a couple of days ago...same-old, same-old...but something different happened when he did a chat thing with Hardball's Chris Matthews on Tuesday afternoon. He was focused, sharp, and quick, and had some very cogent things to say about Kerry-vs.-Bush, voter sentiments and the general lay of the land.
In other words, he did himself a huge favor. For the first time in a very long time Affleck was suddenly about something besides Bennifer, chasing girls, iffy movies and gambling sprees. He said he might want to jump into politics down the road, since the movie career thing has its limits in terms of feeling fulfilled or spiritually nourished. He also told Matthews he'd like to have his job, and Matthews said in response, "I do fear you."












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