So, Tom…is your Dad a fan? Spongebob himself Tom Kenny talks to the press while a rather enthusiastically attired gentleman, who we’re hoping is his very supportive pop, looks on.

Spongebob? YEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEE-Haaaaaaaaaw! Former Duke brother John Schneider still has enough pull in tinsel town to snag the hotly contested seats at the Spongebob premier screening. Asked about whether or not he’ll be making a cameo in the new Dukes Of Hazzard movie, Schneider said, and this is a quote, “No! I wouldn’t drive in that movie in your car.” Apparently, there’s just a little bad blood there.

Is It Good To Be The King? Hells yes. Larry King brought his brood to celebrate the Sponge. That’s his wife there on the right, by the way. Not his nurse.

Oh, to be Spongebob, if only for a moment: Spongebob gets a pat down for screen queen Scarlett Johanson as David Hasselhoff and Tom Kenny look strange. Johanson voices Mindy, daughter of King Neptune, who has to convince Spongebob that he can be a hero.

Peter’s Plan? Jeremy Sumter (2003’s Peter Pan) had been venturing into TV with the now-cancelled CLUBHOUSE in which he played a much maligned bat boy. What’s he doing now? “I’m considering a bunch of scripts.” Not a bad idea there, Pete.

Scarlett If you’re reading this caption instead of looking at the picture, you need to have yourself checked for a pulse. Yowza.