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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
$12759/av

02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
$9159/av

03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
$5170/avg

04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
$4953/avg

05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
$1756/avg

06 POSEIDON $3.49
$1283/avg

07 RV $3.20
$1469/avg

08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
$1607/avg

09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
$17615/avg

10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
$892/avg









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LET'S MAKE SOME ART: THE WORLD OF SCHLOCK CINEMA

By Chris Lanphear

November 14, 2002

Episode 6: “A Tribute to a Terrific Tro-man”

Greetings from Tromaville!

I interrupt your regularly-scheduled Tromatic programming for a special presentation, in honor of a hero here in Tromaville. True toxicity to return next time, folks…

A Man Among… People

In late 1999, during the production of CITIZEN TOXIE: THE TOXIC AVENGER IV, a lowly 19 year-old P.A. (production assistant) named Doug Sakmann began his career in Tromaville. Little did Lloyd Kaufman, Michael Herz and the entire Troma Team know, but we were all in store for a hell of a ride….

After the completion of CITIZEN TOXIE, President of Troma and Creator of the Toxic Avenger himself, Lloyd Kaufman, offered Doug full-time gainful employment as Troma’s Head of Production and Marketing.

As one of his first duties with Troma, Doug helped to establish the TromaDance Film Festival, the first—and only—film festival of the people, for the people and by the people. With the help of Hollywood.com and Tromaville.com, TromaDance 2000 was a huge success, and became a yearly event in Park City, UT. But Doug didn’t stop there…

Cannes You Dig It?

As Head of Marketing, one of Doug’s biggest and most important tasks was to manage the Troma Team during the annual Cannes Film Festival. One of the most important times of the year for Troma, it was Doug’s responsibility to coordinate the marketing of the Troma name and organize the infamous Troma parades. He accomplished this by spraying flyers, slime and blood throughout the Croisette of Cannes, attracting film buyers, the public and media from all over the world….

Cannes 2002
Cannes 2001
Cannes 2000

Taking the Nation by… Bus

As one of Doug’s last projects for Troma, he created and managed one of our biggest events ever, Tromaville On Tour [which can be read about here]. As Production Manager of the Tour, Doug made sure that the ToT Team was well-fed (not really), well-rested (almost) and on-time (ha!). BUT! He helped us get the word and message of Troma out to the people, and took on what became a humongous project.

Back to the World…

Doug has left Tromaville for the next step, and we wish him all the best. To me, Doug is a hero in Tromaville, and he will be missed greatly by all of us who know him. Tromaville is a better place because you lived here, and it’ll be hard to fill your toxic shoes.

Douglas, we salute you, with our pants down and one finger held high in the air. Wherever you go, take solace in the fact that Toxie and Kabukiman won’t be too far behind…

Remember, Toxie Loves You!

NEXT TIME: No more excuses, a new DVD pick will await you devoted followers!

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Addicted to Bad
by Patrick Keller

International Intrigue
by Alison Veneto

Nocturnal Admissions
by D.K. Holm

Strange Impersonation
by Kim Morgan

Trailer Park
by Christopher Stipp




New DVD Releases
for April 11, 2006

DVD Diatribe
by D.K. Holm

DVD Late Show
by Christopher Mills




Preachin' from the Longbox
by Britt Schramm

Should It Be a Movie?
by Marc Mason

New Comic Book Releases
for April 12, 2006, 2006




New CD Releases
for April 11, 2006

Music for the Masses
by M.C. Bell




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Kentucky Fried Rasslin'
by Scott Bowden

TV Pilot Review Archives
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